New On Fox: A Look at Fall 2011

Last week Fox released its schedule for Fall 2011 and Spring of 2012. Returning are some old favorites including House, Glee, and Bones, set to continue airing at their usual times. Surprisingly, Fringe continues to hold on to one of the Friday night death slots, previously used to kill of shows such as Dollhouse and Firefly.

New this Fall:

• New on Monday night is Terra Nova, a science fiction adventure. The year is 2149 and Earth is overcrowded and overdeveloped. Luckily, a particle accelerator unexpectedly finds a fracture in time that allows travel back to prehistoric Earth. The decision is made to start resettling people in the past with the hope of creating a better future. The story follows the Shannon family as they look for a new beginning, however they quickly discover that things are not as awesome in dinosaur times as they seem. Terra Nova looks interesting and potentially enjoyable. To me it seems like a crossover between the Swiss Family Robinson and Jurassic Park but with time travel. The cast is filled with actors with some experience, from shows that I have never heard of, but with Steven Spielberg listed as an executive producer, it might stand half a chance of success.

• New for Tuesday is New Girl (working title), a half hour sitcom staring Zoe Deschanel as Jess Day, a “offbeat and adorable girl in her lat twenties who, after a bad breakup, moves in with three single guys” (fox.com). Awkward moments and hilarity ensue as they, along with Jess's best friend Cece, become a dysfunctional sort of family. Overall, the trailer for the show contains a few funny moments and seems to be well suited for a short slot between Glee and Raising Hope. I'll probably catch the first few episodes online and decide if it's worth following.

• The next new non-reality show for the new Fox fall line up is a comedy called I Hate My Teenage Daughter (working title), which will be airing at 9:30pm on Wednesday nights. Annie (Jamie Pressly) and Nikki (Katie Finneran) star as best friends and single mothers trying to raise their teenage daughters. Annie and Nikki's original intent was to give their daughters the lives they themselves never had, but inadvertently the mothers end up creating new versions of the girls who bullied them through their teenage years. Realizing their mistakes, they now must try to fix what has been broken. I Hate My Teenage Daughter looks like it might have some funny moments as it takes a comedic look at the sometimes complicated mother-daughter relationship dynamic.

• I would be remiss in a review of Fox's fall TV lineup if I did not mention the two and a half hours it will be dedicating to The X-Factor on Wednesday (8-9:30) and Thursday (8-9) nights. This is the same block of time reserved for American Idol in the spring and is another variety of singing competition. The X Factor is really going to have to be something special if they hope to make it distinctive from every other singing competition on television, especially with Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul as judges on the show. Joining them are Antonio “L.A.” Reid and Cheryl Cole. I'm really not sure how I feel about Fox dedicating so much time to yet another singing completion. We all know that there are people in America who can sing. Pick a new topic, please.

• I also feel the need to mention Allen Gregory, the new addition to Fox's Sunday night comedy lineup. The show is about an ultra-smart and pretentious seven year old who leaves the homeschooling of his father to join elementary school with children his own age. The show looks to be about in line with the rest of the Fox Sunday night shows,which have never really been an interest to me, but some people find hilarious. If you like shows like Family Guy and The Simpsons, it might be worth it to check out Allen Gregory, airing at 8:30 on Sunday night.

For a more detailed description of the above mentioned shows, check out http://www.fox.com/programming/. Stop back sometime in the winter months for a look at the new mid-season pickups including Alcatraz, The Finder, and Napoleon Dynamite. Feel free to sound off below on your thoughts for new TV this Fall on Fox.

CW Upfronts Witches and Twins and Dixie Oh My

Oh CW, the pretentious side of me wants to hate you far more than I do. The CW announced their fall schedule earlier this week and there were only two major cancellations and four new shows to announce. Hellcats, which I didn’t care about and Life Unexpected, which I heard was good, both got the axe and sit tight because I’m going to go through all the new pickups. I also totally lifted all of the summaries and credited them below because, if you’ve ever read my movie reviews with Scotty, you know I can’t write them.

The Ringer
Stars: Sarah Michelle Geller (Buffy)
Airing: Tuesdays at 9:00, hour drama
Premise: A young woman on the run from the mob poses as her wealthy twin sister to try and evade them, but soon discovers that her sister has a price on her head as well. [IMDB]
First Reaction: If I could raise my eyebrow at this, I would. But hey, there have been stranger premises that worked.
After Seeing the Preview: Well that didn’t elaborate at all. Lies, secrets, Sarah Michelle Geller falling through walls, what more could you want. Seriously though, even with very little to go on it does look exciting and might even be good.
Suggestion: DVR

Hart of Dixie
Stars: Rachel Bilson (The O.C.), Jaime King
Airing: Mondays at 9:00, hour dramedy
Premise: A wholesome small-town drama about a NYC doctor who moves to a small town in the American South to become a general practitioner. She discovers regular folk who actually need her help, some unexpected family ties and a mess of damn fine Southern boys just waiting to become her boyfriend. [E!]
First Reaction: This makes me want to go out and rescue kittens. It also sounds terrifically boring, like Gilmore Girls without the witty banter.
After Seeing the Preview: Oh look, she’s a Manhattan doctor and there were Southern Belles in costumes that looked like they were borrowed from the Vampire Diaries. I didn’t think I could want to see this show less.
Suggestion: Skip

The Secret Circle
Stars: Young People I don’t know
Airing: Thursdays at 9:00, hour drama
Premise: The "Secret Circle" series follows 16-year-old Cassie, who moves from California to live with her mom in New Salem and falls in love with a mysterious boy named Adam. But, when she enrolls in high school there, she realizes that he, she and all the other elite students at the school are witches! She befriends their leader, Diana, but soon discovers that Adam and Diana are dating, which leads to a whole bunch of complicated drama. [IMDB]
First Reaction: I’m going to quote Jennifer Arrow on this, “The Secret Circle is a series about witches that is (a) based on source material from the same author as The Vampire Diaries, (b) produced by the same team that produces The Vampire Diaries, and (c) airing on the same night as The Vampire Diaries. But it's about witches, which is different, and it's set in Washington state instead of in Virginia. So...different.” [E!] Now, I watch the Vampire Diaries and will give it credit for being surprisingly funny with some well written characters, even if half of them suffer from some sort of Jesus complex. So, this may have potential, even if this whole thing takes place in New Salem, WA. Did we really need to name the town that? Will people not get it otherwise?
After Seeing the Preview: Does the CW have one font for its previews? From what I can tell, if you don’t like The Vampire Diaries, you’re probably not going to like The Secret Circle. It looks a tad overdramatic with characters who apparently have the most lenient teachers ever because they are literally never in school. If they can infuse the same humor into this show that they did with the Vampire Diaries, I think it will be worth watching.
Suggestion: Check it out

H8R
Stars: Mario Lopez
Airing: Wednesdays at 8:00, hour reality
Premise: Celebrities go head-to-head with civilians who hate them to win their "haters" over. [CW]
First Reaction: If this is why they moved America’s Next Top Model to 9 pm, at least I won’t have to watch previews for this show.
After Seeing the Preview: Yes, because I really want to watch a show about Snookie-caliber celebrities confronting jerks on the internet who say bad things about them.
Suggestion: Skip it

CBS Upfronts: Doing So Well, My Snarky Titles are Useless

If we were to rank networks by how well they're shows do, CBS would be waving at the rest below them with fans of hundred dollar bills. What else would you expect from the network home to both CSI and NCIS? It also means that some of the shows CBS decided to cancel had ratings NBC would have killed for. $#*! My Dad Says, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, Mad Love, Medium, and The Defenders all got the axe. They also cancelled Chaos, but I literally have no idea what that is so maybe that one deserved it. So what does the big eye have for us in terms of replacements? All premises were stolen and are credited below.

Two Broke Girls
Stars: Kat Dennings (Thor) and Beth Behrs
Airing: Mondays at 8:30, half hour comedy
Premise: A street-smart waitress (Kat Denning) makes friends with a gone-broke trust-fund princess (Beth Behrs) when they get a job at the same diner. [Time]
First Reaction: Get it? It’s the odd couple, but with girls. Yay creativity!
After Seeing the Preview: I'm on the fence about this. On the one hand, I do like Kat Dennings' delivery and there were some funny moments in the preview. However, the other one looks and acts like Paris Hilton. They even make a Paris Hilton joke. They're so timely and hip with the kids.
Suggestion: DVR

How to Be a Gentleman
Stars: David Hornsby (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Kevin Dillon (Entourage), Dave Foley (tons of stuff), Mary Lynn Rajskub (24)
Airing: Thursdays at 8:30, half hour comedy
Premise: The series chronicles the friendship between an uptight columnist (Hornsby) and his more freewheeling trainer (Kevin Dillon). [Wikipedia]
First Reaction: Get it? It’s the odd couple, but with…oh wait. Yay creativity!
After Seeing the Preview: I'm still not totally sold on the premise but the preview looked genuinely funny. It made me chuckle at one point and sort of reminded me of How I Met Your Mother. If they can keep the "aren't they all terribly wacky" factor low and rely more on smart writing and good delivery, this could do quite well.
Suggestion: Watch

Unforgettable
Stars: Poppy Montgomery (Without a Trace)
Airing: Tuesdays at 10:00, hour drama Premise: Poppy Montgomery plays a cop who forgets almost nothing—literally; she is one of a rare set of people who can remember every moment of their lives. The catch: the one day she can't remember is the long-ago day her sister was murdered. [Time]
First Reaction: I will admit to not being a huge fan of procedurals but this is a twist on the old standard that might actually give it some life and character. Also, Poppy Montgomery is the best name ever.
After Seeing the Preview: I looked this up on IMDB and apparently this show was renamed at some point in its production life and used to be called The Rememberer. That is such a stupid name. It also makes me think that they're using this "she can remember things" as more of a gimmick excuse to make another procedural than to actually make an interesting show. The dialogue sounds forced and apparently, when she lets her emotions "rule her," her memory powers don't work so well. I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. How they visually convey that she's using her super memory does look interesting but I'm not sure its enough to save the show.
Suggestion: Wait for reviews of the pilot

A Gifted Man
Stars: Patrick Wilson (Watchmen), Jennifer Ehle (Pride and Prejudice)
Airing: Fridays at 10:00, hour drama
Premise: Patrick Wilson plays an insufferable but brilliant surgeon who gets life lessons from the ghost of his ex-wife. [Time]
First Reaction: Ummm…what do you expect me to do with this CBS? A Gifted Man has officially taken The Ringer’s place as the number one wackiest Premise that I’ve heard this week.
After Seeing the Preview: This show is still stupid. Ok, let me rephrase that, this is going to make a stupid TV Show. TV movie or regular movie fine, but I have no idea how they will keep this going week to week. Now, the preview did actually look good. Apparently Jennifer Ehle was a clinic doctor while Patrick Wilson is a highly paid surgeon and he has to help her finish her unfinished business, namely logging into her computer at the clinic to get all kinds of needed info because none of the clinic staff can do it. I'm also sure she's also going to teach him about life and love because, after all, what else are ghosts for?
Suggestion: DVR the pilots and second episode

Person of Interest
Stars: Michael Emerson (Lost) and Jim Caviezel (The Passion of the Christ)
Airing: Thursdays at 9:00, hour drama
Premise: Michael Emerson plays a software billionaire who developed a program to analyze surveillance material gleaned by the government. With it, he can discern patterns and determine when a crime will occur before it happens; he recruits an ex-agent (Jim Caviezel) to be his vigilante. [Time]
First Reaction: In the race to create the next Lost, CBS has JJ Abrams and Ben so you all can suck it. But really, it’s Ben and Jesus fighting crime together!
After Seeing the Preview: Ben and Jesus fighting crime! Yes, I know it's darker and deeper than that and Jim Caveisal is not playing Jesus but Michael Emmerson is pretty much playing Ben so I will take what I can get. It looks cool and action packed, suspenseful and a bit mysterious. See Ringer, this is how you sell an "I don't know what's going on" thriller. Give enough to know the premise and what to expect without giving away the goods. Simply not knowing what's going on is not going to make me watch it.
Suggestion: Watch it