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Friday, May 11, 2012

Screenfix: Assemble!



. . . And there came a movie, a movie unlike any other, a movie that was so over hyped that no single reviewer could critique it alone.  After four years, in the waiting The Avengers (aka Avengers Assemble internationally) has hit theaters to critical praise and record setting financial success.  Of course the ScreenFix crew was there opening weekend to see the film and give our impressions.  ScreenFix Assemble!

Friday, April 27, 2012

Kindle Fire Review


Following last week’s slightly screenbreaking review of music, it feels right to continue the trend and review a “screen.” I recently purchased Amazon’s Kindle Fire. In trying to decide if I should purchase the tablet, I found a ton of cruelly unfair or obviously biased reviews. As a Screenfix writer, I’m not one to let that stand. I’ll try to answer a few of the questions that I asked when I was looking to buy.
Screenfix does not recommend holding your Kindle Fire like this EVER

Friday, April 06, 2012

Future Screens


When we think about life in the future and what it might be like, one of the first things we always bring up is how we will communicate, consume media, and generally interact with digital information. Whether it is a 3D holo-shark jumping out to scare Marty McFly or Neo jacking into the Matrix, the ultimate evolution of our display technology is frequently the starting point for a future world’s technological motif. In this past week we heard from Google about their secret Google[x] Glass Project and LG started to hype their paper-thin e-ink display. This got me thinking about how we might consume media in the future. Here is my list of six pieces of screen-tech that ScreenFix would like to see made real.

Friday, March 16, 2012


This past weekend I had the pleasure of going to see John Carter. To be quite honest I did not really know what to expect from the film. I was only tangentially aware of the John Carter franchise but it is difficult to be a fan of science fiction literature and not have at least heard the name in passing. I sat down with my oversized soda in a theater filled with more ten year-olds than I had expected, and after double checking that I hadn’t stumbled into a Lorax theater by accident, I prepared myself for whatever was going to happen on screen in front of me.

Friday, March 09, 2012

Star Wars: The Old Republic: The Group Review

If you deserve your nerd card, or have been awake at all for the past few months, you’ve probably heard of the latest cooperation between RPG giant Bioware and the Star Wars license holder, LucasArts. Star Wars: The Old Republic is far from the first Star Wars game, and isn’t the first (or even the second) Star Wars massively-multiplayer game, but it does break new ground as the first MMO title to divorce itself from the lore of the films, set firmly in the “Old Republic” era of Star Wars history (home of the Knights of the Old Republic games). Players choose to side either with the Galactic Republic or the Sith Empire, roughly (though not neatly) analogous to the Rebellion and Empire from the films, and then select one of four classes. In theory, adventure ensues.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Changing Markets

On Wednesday, January 18th, Google, Wikipedia, and a number of other websites “went black” to stand in protest against the Stop Online Piracy Act and the Protect Intellectual Property Act. On the following day, the FBI moved in an international effort to bring down the file locker website Megaupload on charges of racketeering, “conspiracy to commit copyright infringement,” criminal copyright infringement and money laundering. Once more these actions have got me thinking about copyright and piracy. More specifically it got me thinking about the actions that organizations like the Motion Picture Associate of America (MPAA) and the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) have taken to try to protect themselves against piracy.

Friday, December 23, 2011

A Very ScreenFix Christmas

It’s that time of year again folks, the magical day that children spend all year waiting for: the day the winter Doctor Who special airs. To celebrate, each member of our writing staff is contributing their favorite movie featuring the other important event of Doctor Who Day- a minor holiday called Christmas. Enjoy.

A Muppet Christmas Carol (Ryan)
What happens when you mix the beloved Dickens classic about the true meaning of Christmas with a bunch of singing felt puppets? It may sound like your 11th grade English Teacher’s “progressive teaching style,” but it is in fact one of, if not the, best Muppet movie of the 90’s. The 90’s were a magical time when the Muppets started redoing classic pieces of literature with their own Muppet-y twist, starting with A Christmas Carol. There are so many reasons to love this movie. Gonzo as Charles Dickens, the omniscient story-teller, Kermit as Bob Crachet, and of course Michael Caine playing the original Scrooge. The movie is filled to bursting with memorable songs, hilarious jokes, and a surprisingly faithful adaptation of Dickens’s most well known work. With the Muppets well on their way back to the top, why not grab the entire family and force them to sit down and watch the Muppets for the second holiday in a row. Trust me, they’ll thank you when it’s over.


How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Brian)
When you want wisdom dispensed with equal parts zany premise, made-up words, and sometimes-strained end-rhyme, there is no better source than the esteemed Dr. Seuss. To champion the cause of environmental conservation, you have the Lorax (he speaks for the trees). For graduation gifts, a copy of “Oh the Places You’ll Go” is expected, generally with a three-copy minimum. And at Christmas time, you complain about the interruption of regular television, and find yourself watching the animated classic from the 60s, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, sometimes in various states of inebriation. Seuss manages to convey the meaning of Christmas without any specific religious message or inherent Santa Claus mythology, and we somehow get a happy ending out of lies, thievery, cruelty, bitterness, and jealousy. Maybe the reason I enjoy How the Grinch Stole Christmas so much is that the Grinch actually spends the vast majority of the feature ruining Christmas, delighting my inner-Scrooge. Roast beast is, after all, a feast I can’t stand in the least, either. And let’s not forget my favorite Christmas carol, “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” which is also excellent for teaching simile and metaphor, and also does nicely for particularly unpleasant breakups. With several airings on most major networks and a few cable channels, such as ABC Family, during the holiday season, it’s not hard to find and definitely worth catching to assuage your Christmas stress.


Home Alone (Amanda)
What says Christmas more than the story of a busy family forgetting to pack their 8 year old son for the holiday vacation in France? Thus begins the story of Home Alone. Macaulay Culkin stars as Kevin, who thinks being forgotten is the perfect Christmas gift. Shortly after the beginning of his personal party, he discovers that his “empty” home has become the target for two of the most inept thieves ever seen who call themselves the “Wet Bandits.” Unfortunately for the thieves, Kevin is, perhaps, the most industrious and creative child ever left alone to defend his home. What isn’t to love about the series of tricks and traps Kevin plots for the unsuspecting criminals? (except for the mess he left for his parents to clean up but it serves them right for forgetting him.) Home Alone is packed with comedy the whole family can enjoy and for other children of the 90’s it’s a trip down memory lane!

And if you enjoyed the first one, try the second movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. This time, Kevin’s family forgets him at Christmas for a second year, except this time he’s on his own in New York City.


Elf (Zoe)
I will probably watch this one at least three more times before Sunday while I consolidate and wrap my presents. It just puts a smile on my face every time I watch it; hell, I’m smiling right now just thinking about it. Elf is about Buddy, a baby human who stows away in Santa’s toy bag and ends up back at the North Pole. Raised by elves, he grows up to be Will Ferrell and the single most cheerful person I have ever seen on my TV. After discovering that he was adopted, Buddy goes on a quest to find his biological father in New York City, who happens to be on the naughty list. It sounds really silly when you type it out like that. However, the plot really isn’t the important part here. The reason this movie works is almost exclusively Will Ferrell. It’s as if he took that feeling you got when you were a kid setting out the milk and cookies for Santa (and carrots for the Reindeer of course) on Christmas Eve with the lights dimmed and the tree glowing softly, when everything is just about family and the Christmas spirit, not all the stuff you’re going to get when you wake up in five hours, and made a character out of that.

Relentlessly optimistic, excited and faithful in his own way, Buddy is pure Christmas spirit with none of the cynicism about Christmas that we gather as we age. Elf is hilarious to boot, with a terrific score and featuring a blond Zooey Deschanel (whose last name I spelled correctly on the first try, hoo-rah). Honorable mention- Hogfather (It’s on Netflix, look it up).


A Charlie Brown Christmas Special (Scotty)

There comes a time in one’s life where Christmas isn’t the same. The things that used to excite you as a child now seem dull. The presents, the decorations, and the pageantry all seem vapid and material. And it sucks big time.

Charlie Brown is going through this midlife crisis while still in primary school. All the aspects of Christmas from which his friends seem to be deriving joy don’t really interest him anymore. His attempt to recapture the wonder of Christmas fails miserably. Plus, there was almost a case of tree homicide. Chuck almost gives up on Christmas entirely until Linus schools him and pretty much everyone in earshot.

This is why A Charlie Brown Christmas Special is so great. It shows that the way to get over the adult melancholy of Christmas is not to revert to a childlike state where commercialism still amuses you, but to look beyond the superficial and find the deeper spiritual meaning behind the holiday. Christmas is not about Santa, elves, gifts or having a pretty Christmas tree. It’s about something small and almost insignificant having the promise of bringing great joy.

That and the soundtrack is awesome.

(Cue Linus and Lucy)


Die Hard (James)
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Nakatomi skyscraper
Not a creature was stirring, except the guard with his newspaper.
John McClane stalked terrorists in air-ducts with care
In hopes to save his wife with her huge 80’s hair.

The children were home, all snuggled in bed
With an illegal immigrant watching over their heads.
Without any socks or even a shoe
And no outside help, what will McClane do?

When down on the plaza there arose such a clatter,
Al sprang from his post to see what was the matter.
A body from a window falls down on his car
He wondered where all of the other police are.


“Come Karl, and Tony, and Fritz, and Theo!
And you Uli and Heinrich, and Kristoff, and Franco!
To the top of the roof, I’ll fight you all!”
And defeated every one in a mighty brawl.


Down to the garage goes the evil man
Hanz thinks he’s finished his dastardly plan
When from out of the night comes Argyle quickly
and rams the terrorist with his limo.


Up sprang McClane, with a plan for attack
He pulled out a gun from the tape on his back
And I heard him exclaim as he shot down poor Hanz,
“Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!”


What do you think? Did we miss your favorite Christmas film? Let us know what you think in the comments, and from everyone here at ScreenFix, have a Merry Christmas!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Castle Season 4 Check-In

If you haven’t started watching ABC’s Castle, what have you been doing with your life? Arguably the best show in ABC’s arsenal, Castle is still rocking after four seasons. If you are not familiar with the show, it follows Richard Castle (Nathan Fillion), a James Patterson-esque author who is writing a new series of crime thriller novels based off of the life of NYPD detective Kate Beckett (Stana Katic). Castle pulls strings in the Mayor’s office and gets himself added to Beckett’s team as a “writer-consultant.” I’ll leave my plot summary there because if you haven’t experienced the first three seasons of Castle you should really drop whatever you are doing and get to that right now.

Season 4 starts with a bang. Episode 1 “Rise” picks up right about where Season 3’s “Knockout” ended. Beckett is in surgery, fighting for her life. When she finally stabilizes Castle is horrified to discover that she remembers nothing of his confession of love to her. It seems that we’ve once more dodged the bullet of them actually having a relationship. Beckett dealing with the fact that she was shot starts to establish itself as a season-wide story arc. She struggles to find her would-be killer and more importantly she struggles with the reality that it is not likely he will be found; at least not this season.

We’ve also got a new Captain. Victoria Gates (Penny Johnson) is almost everything that Captain Montgomery was not. She doesn’t like Castle and she’s playing the role of the hard-ass. After Montgomery’s “Get it done however you like, as long as you get it done, and don’t make me look bad” attitude the team really butt heads with her. Initially I didn’t like her character at all. I felt like the hard-assed captain character was a little over done and she was rather flat. As the season has progressed though it has become apparent that her no-nonsense tactics are actually successfully bringing out the best in the team. She even lets her hair down a few times and shows some real character. While she’s no Roy Montgomery I can see how she was probably the best replacement we could have gotten.

So far season highlights have include Episode 2 “Heroes & Villains” which is too great an episode to miss. Castle’s already wild theories only get crazier when a real life vigilante super heroes gets thrown into the mix. Episode 3 “Head Case” is a nice twist on the police procedural model because the episode starts with a murder, but no actual body. Because it has got so much character, I find that it is easy to forget Castle basically boils down to a police procedural. Twisting that model, even when they don’t have to in order to stay interesting, is a reminder that the show runners really do know what they are doing. Episode 3 also adds in the side story arc of Castle’s daughter Alexis dealing with the fact that she didn’t get into Stanford and that her boyfriend is very far away. Other great must see episodes include Episode 6 “Demons” which features a group of ghost hunters who have their leader killed by a ghost and Episode 8 “Heartbreak Hotel” which kicks off with Castle in full Elvis impersonator costume being dragged down a hallway by two bouncers. Honestly picking out any episodes as the best is difficult. The whole season has been gold so far.

In the last episode that has aired, as of the writing of this article (Episode 9 “Kill Shot”) we return to the plot of Beckett dealing with her sniper trauma. I really liked the way they dealt with this in terms of film style. Chaotic shots of the funeral and sniper shooting really had me feeling like I had PTSD along with her. Most importantly I hope this means that we will finally see Beckett dealing with her shooting fully. By that of course I mean that hopefully we will stop ignoring the fact that she did not forget everything around her shooting and is fully aware that Castle professed his love to her. I know that the chemistry of the series is entirely built in the fact that they can never break the tension and actually get together but that doesn’t mean I’m not rooting for it to happen anyway.

Bottom line is that after three and a half seasons the show is still going strong. The episodes still feel fresh and original. I actually enjoyed the Esposito/Parish love interest story line because it got Esposito and Ryan into the spotlight. I think that I would really like to see an episode where Beckett was completely out of the picture and they had to solve a crime on their own - with the help of Castle of course. Also I enjoyed getting to see Lanie out of her medical lab and brought forward with some better character development. I think as long as they keep doing what they’ve been doing we’ll see Castle sticking around for a few more seasons; no easy feat in this one-season-flop television environment.

Monday, July 11, 2011

A Brief Treatise on the Pitfalls of Pirates

Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides is a movie that had more impostors than At World’s End had betrayal. Everyone wants to be Jack Sparrow. No one wants to be Will or Elizabeth, including Will and Elizabeth. This simple fact was the kick in the right direction that places On Stranger Tides alongside the stronger of the Pirates franchise films.

We realize that we’re closing in on two months since the movie came out but trust us, this review was lovingly crafted and is well worth the read. Also our local cineplex still has On Stranger Tides showing so quit your complaining. Join Brian and James on their critical review of Pirates of The Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides. We may be a little off in our timing but the time taken is reflected in quality. Y’all know this to be true. Enjoy

James: On Stranger Tides starts us on familiar tides. The city of London. With a hanging of pirates. Or so we can all hope for.

Brian: As usual, Pirates does a lovely job with its crowds and bloodthirsty mobs. Even though the London streets teem with “respectable” citizens and finely-dressed children, the similarities between their behavior and that of a ship full of scallywags is humorously similar.

I’d like to get started right away by saying that I’m very interested in the Blackbeard character. Though the series constructs its pirates using bits and pieces from history (Barbossa is loosely based on Henry Morgan, Jack takes some elements from Calico Jack Rackham, and so on), this is the first time it directly lifted a (mortal) pirate personality from history (not without embellishment, of course).


J: In my mind there are two main questions about Blackbeard. There is the initial question of whether or not he was a good addition to the Pirates cast of characters. There is also the secondary question of whether or not he was wasted by being killed off after only one film.

B: I would answer yes to both of those questions. If you are going to have a franchise titled “Pirates of the Caribbean,” you’re tacitly promising your viewers (is this the correct term for movie-goers?) that someday, they will have a beard-burning, fire-ship driving, treasure-fleet-plundering pirate of the truly mythical proportions to which Blackbeard has risen. Before Johnny Depp started trying on dreadlocks and even before a little underground boat ride was built in Orlando, Blackbeard was a legend. But it is my opinion that On Stranger Tides failed to treat him thus.

I agree. To the second question though, I disagree slightly. I feel like Blackbeard was wasted as a character not because he was killed off so quickly, but because he was developed as a highly magical character. In a franchise so loose from reality in terms of magic and the like, I saw a character like Blackbeard, who was so mythological even in the real world, I thought that making him actually magic rather cheated him a little. I really would have liked to see a Blackbeard who was a straight pirate, fighting for his position of top pirate in a world filled with shamans, undead, and deathly octopus men.

Exactly. Blackbeard was impressive because of his behavior when he first appeared- all he has to do is walk through a doorway to cow his crew, no magic involved whatsoever (“I find myself... in a bewilderment.”). The voodoo I have no real problem with (insofar as pirates have a religion, it is generally identified as Voodooism or Vodoun ), but the character is less meaningful for the pervasive magic in which Disney wrapped him. He’s at least as magical as Tia Dalma, who, you might recall, turned into crabs and became the weather in At World’s End, after resurrecting a twice-dead Barbossa in Dead Man’s Chest and chaperoning an adventure to the afterlife.

I think looking back on the series that perhaps we can hope that this is not the last we will see of Blackbeard. Hopefully he’ll be back, without his magic, and pirating again.

Perhaps. There’s plenty of precedent in the franchise for temporary death. What there is very little, if any, precedent for is actual piracy. Aside from Barbossa’s sack of Port Royale in Curse of Black Pearl, Disney fastidiously avoids any actual piratical acts (probably because they’re all pretty filthy, immoral, violent, graphic, and completely inappropriate for their audience and canon).

Which only stressed more why I was looking forward to a Blackbeard, who might have been out doing some real pirating, while all of the others were out and about not doing the nitty gritty pirating.

Maybe the monkey will reinvigorate that aspect of the world.

We can’t possibly fully explore the addition to the series that Blackbeard represents without addressing the other new addition: his daughter.

Don’t you mean his “daughter?” I adored Angelica the first time I saw the film, and not just because she’s Penelope Cruz. The character hearkens back to the Jack Sparrow of Curse of the Black Pearl, when no one knew whose side he was on, whether he was a “good guy,” and whether anything he said was true or false. For me, On Stranger Tides didn’t point us to one particular “truth” for Angelica, except that she is a master con artist. Even when she attempts to sacrifice her life for Blackbeard, she could easily have anticipated Jack’s maneuver with the chalices, or even, as Jack suspects midway through the film, “fallen for her own con.”

I liked the character as well. While Elizabeth, the former token female character, certainly made a play to become a powerful, non-objectified, female character she really fell short since she was so motivated by her love interests with almost all of the main characters. Angelica on the other hand is motivated by a lot of things, the least of which is her feelings for Jack. Her feelings do tend to sway more to hatred for him then love never-the-less.

If Blackbeard’s future with the franchise is dubious at best, I think it’s safe to say that we haven’t seen the last of Angelica.

This is especially true due to her Spanish heritage. On the open seas where the pirates rule something like nationality isn’t too much of an issue. But now that we’ve seen the Spanish solidly enter the game alongside the English we will have to start thinking about nationality of the characters. She adds a character, on the pirate side of the playing field, who is not English like all of the others. I don’t think the couple Asian pirates that we’ve seen really count, since I’ve tried to forget as much of the third movie that I can.

And the multicultural crew of Blackbeard’s Queen Anne’s Revenge was so blatantly globally representative, it hardly counts.

So much of the tension between nations that allowed piracy to exist so extensively in the historical Caribbean was a result of the national hatred. It is nice to see the series finally getting into that.

Before this turns into a brilliant, reflective, but ultimately off-topic rumination on the Golden Age of Piracy, allow me to divert us to a character who can be loosely discussed in the same paragraph, or at least on the same page, as Angelica: the priest whose name everyone always forgets (Philip). If Penelope Cruz replaces Kiera Knightley as our token power-chick, then Sam Claflin replaces Orlando Bloom as our token moral compass.

I was unclear, was he really a priest, or simply a highly religious character? Furthermore was he Catholic or Church of England?

The characters, especially Blackbeard, often referred to him as ‘priest’ or ‘cleric,’ and I think at one point (during the exposition of his capture) it’s indicated that he’s a missionary. As for his denomination, I believe it’s Church of England, but I suppose in a world of Jesus and Not-Jesus, it’s a technicality.

I think the Spanish Inquisition might disagree with you.

No one expects it. He’s about as useful as Orlando Bloom, if perhaps slightly less annoying. Also, as far as I’m concerned, Sam Claflin is a no-name actor, which allows us to more easily accept him as a fairly attractive piece of eye candy (for those of the persuasion), and a relatively easily ignored piece of narrative furniture (for everyone else).

I think his first appearance in the film really stresses this. He’s just part of Blackbeard’s mast.

Speaking of Blackbeard’s mast, I simultaneously love and hate the role played by the infamous vessel Queen Anne’s Revenge. I love it because it, like Blackbeard, is one of the great pirate ships in history and myth, and the film absolutely treats it thus. QAR gets a much more reverent treatment than Blackbeard, who is paranoid and mentally fragmented from the prophecies of his zombies from the get-go (“THE ONE LEGGED MAAAAAN!”). The ship is huge, it’s dark; it’s barely controlled chaos. It represents Blackbeard’s reputation better than Blackbeard. It (literally) dwarfs the Black Pearl, which was previously held up as the most fearsome mortal ship on the sea. And, perhaps most interestingly, it is left in the hands of my favorite pirate, Hector Barbossa.

All said I did really enjoy PoTC 4. It marked a series return to a lot of what made the first movie great. It certainly had its pitfalls. If this makes any sense, it had good issues. They were the issues of a series being rejuvenated and not the issues of a series dying. I don’t know if they plan to make any further PoTC movies but they have certainly separated the wheat from the chaff. Stranger Tides is a movie that fans of the franchise will not be embarrassed to place on their shelves alongside the previous films. I know I might even push it up next to the first movie while accidentally knocking at least one of the other two completely off the shelf.

Given my immense bias towards the Pirates films, there was never a question of whether my review would be favorable. The question was: Will I be enthusiastically trumpeting its successes, or will I be savagely defending its wounded honor? For the most part, it has been the former. By my own admission, the movie has its faults, both in and out of the context of the other three, but as James said, those issues are simply indicative of the g-forces generated by turning the franchise in a new, brighter direction. It may not be the strongest entry in the series (which most people agree is Curse of the Black Pearl), but neither will it be the last we hear from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

TNT's Falling Skies Live Blog

Falling Skies is a new show airing in the summer season on TNT. My initial reaction was that I don’t really go to TNT looking for great science fiction dramas. They are the station you go to for reruns of Charmed. Regardless of my expectations for TNT as a network Falling Skies drew me in. I can’t ignore a show with Steven Spielberg attached to it.

The basic premise of the show is that aliens have invaded earth. The show doesn’t bother with the nitty gritty details of how the invasion happened or try to show us flashy graphics of alien space ships fighting the human military. We lost that’s it. End of Story. Except that is isn’t.

We follow a band of rebels. The 2nd Massachusetts to be more specific. Our liaison into this chaotic broken world is Tom Mason (Noah Wyle) a former history professor. When the show starts he becomes the second in command of his group of rebels when the larger group is forced to break up because the alien scanners are getting better at finding them. He has two sons, the young Max (Maxim Knight) and his oldest Hal (Drew Roy).

Falling Skies premiered June 19th at 9pm. The first hour of the two part series premiere focused more on the aliens. Leading a scouting party to find food Tom, his son Hal, and a band of rebels go out to collect food for their group of rebels and civilians. On this trip they encounter not only all of the types of aliens that we need to know about to understand the situation they are in but also Tom’s third son Ben (Connor Jessup) who was lost and believed dead. They make it out of the food expedition alive and decide they need to go and save Ben.

The second hour of Falling Skies takes a different turn. Here we see Tom and his group scouting an building that they believe to be an arms stock house. Tom wants to go search for his son right away but he realizes that he needs to play ball with the rest of the military command if he wants to stay alive. At the arms stock house they encounter John Pope the more than slightly psychopathic leader of a group of marauders who enjoy killing the “Skitters” for fun and don’t really want to interact with other people. The rest of the episode focuses around Tom and his son escaping Pope. Through his conversation with Tom, Pope reveals himself to be a much more thought provoking character than one might expect from a man who for all intents and purposes sounds like a murderer and a criminal. After a daring escape Tom gets his people home and prepares to go out to find his son.

The following is a live blog transcript that I wrote during the commercials. You’ll have to excuse any confusion, I wasn’t intending to write a plot summary here only my initial reactions to everything that happened. I’ve marked where the commercials were and the break between hours. I hope you enjoy.

LIVE BLOG

During the first commercial.

I’m liking Falling Skies so far. We’ve gotten a really rough idea of what the situation in the world is like. I really dug the kids explaining the history. It gave a really interesting and slightly innocent perspective of the horrors that must have happened.

Then we get right into the action. I didn’t have to wait very long to see what the aliens were like. They are called skitters and they are kind of like lizard spiders. They key here slipping information without making it sound like intentional monologuing. Particular little touches, like
the use of action figures sitting on the war table obviously being used as markers for troops was a nice little touch. Already the world feels like a war torn place. But people are hanging together.

During the second commercial

First commercial down and now we get to see a little civilian life. The main character, who’s name I still haven’t caught, is a professor and now the second in command of the troops and a group of civilians. They are ordered to split up and move out. Apparently the reason the rebellion has been able to work so far is because the “skitters” scanners can only get groups of people that are big. But that number is getting smaller, so the people need to break into smaller groups.

During the third commercial

Alright we’re only two commercials in and I’m already a little tired of the “Hey this guys a professor he talks about history all the time” gag. Maybe its just me but that is specifically the kind of characterization that I dislike. Its almost as bad as if he’d just kept saying “I’m a professor” over and over again. The show was doing a really good job not jumping the shark in its first episode, a frequent problem with heavily sci fi theme’d TV shows. I get that its hard to build characters quickly and that in television you need to get your characterization across quick to hook people but I’m a little disappointed. I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt and move on.

During the fourth commercial

A quick note between commercials so that I can get this on the record. I think they are setting up the arrogant military leader, the guy in charge of the group we’re following, not the white haired guy in command, to die. They are setting up the non military main character to be the leader of everyone.

Alright. So this looks like the group that will be the main characters. It’s a little stereotypical; the rebellious son of the main character, one Asian guy, one black guy, a Hispanic guy, a kid who looks a little too young to really be a fighter, and the girl who will inevitably become the love interest of the main characters son. The father is learning how to let his son go out into battle. It looks like we’re really trying to hit every militant apocalypse archetype ever.

During the fifth commercial

So the main character’s son is alive. His third son. Although he’s been captured by one of those neck slugs. The ones that don’t come off without killing the person “wearing” it. Here’s the seed of another story arch. I don’t hate that the story is a little predictable so far. I’m kind of being sucked in anyway. I like that they just called the robot things “mechs” when film and tv shows shy away from popular science fiction terminology to avoid seeming cheesy it doesn’t always work. This seems like some kid who played too many video games called them that one time and it just caught on. I think it works. I like when genre shows don’t shun their own genre. Same reason I think people in zombie movies should reference zombie movies.

During the sixth commercial

The getting the food from the store part pretty much went exactly the way I expected it would. There was no way they were going to get in and out without a fight.

I liked the way the alien died. I kept thinking, I hope that they don’t take the easy way out and have them suddenly relate to the alien because he’s in pain and dying. They didn’t and that was a good move. It regained my hope for the show.

We’re halfway through now. On the to the second half.

During the seventh commercial and the end of the first hour of the show

Now the show is starting to hit its stride. I’m definitely enjoy it more now. I think every show gets to have an awkward first hour. Especially a show with so much sci fi in it. You have to really sell aliens and robots hard or it just comes off as cheesy 90’s television. I think we’re past that point.

Interesting talk with the bio teacher. I really hope that we’re working toward the captured humans being kidnapped and turned in to the mechs. Not that I really think that would be nice of the aliens, but it would be an interesting plot twist.

Speaking of sci fi archetypes I don’t think you’re allowed to make a post-apocalyptic genre piece without a little in human fighting. In the case of an alien attack and invasion we will be our own worst enemies.

During the eighth commercial

Man this guy is a dick. Good sign though. I can respect a show that can create a character that I hate on a very basic level. It’s really not as easy as you think. They get a lot of credit for that. I’m not sure why he had a sword though. I guess a lot of psychotics are into showmanship. I like how even he recognized the stereotypes of the characters. It’s a little silly when even characters in the show are pointing how you’re playing into typical archetypes.

I wasn’t really clear on how they got captured really. Seemed to me like they could have just walked away. But I’ll bite and go along.

During the ninth commercial

First off I want to ask, where do people get those kidnappers head sacks? I’ve never seen them in my daily life but every crazy terrorist seems to have a bunch of them.

I take back everything bad I said about the psychopath. All of the stuff about creating characters that you can hate still applies. The leader of the military forces is still plenty hate-able. If he doesn’t die before the end of this episode I’ll be confused. They are really building that up.

Getting back to the psychopath, he’s not my favorite character so far. He’s really pessimistic but it’s important to show not everyone will just sacrifice and blindly follow the military resistance. I hope he sticks around. He’s a little too crazy to really fit in, but he’d make a great second in command for when the main character, who’s name I still haven’t caught, becomes the head of the resistance group.

During the tenth commercial

The psychopath is really showing off that he’s not too bad of a guy. He’s still really evil, but he’s redeeming himself enough that he is probably going to stick around. I was kind of hoping that the military guy would do something stupid, save all the main characters but get himself killed in the process. I know it’s coming. They need to just get it over with.

End of the show. These are my initial reactions to the show after it ended.

Wow, the main characters got out of captivity fast. So fast that I missed it actually happening. It was nice to see them not lose their big gun and all their food though. That was a really great final battle. Unfortunately my prediction that the main military guy would die didn’t happen, so now I just look like a mean and spiteful person. In fact from the preview for next week it looks like he’ll probably be sticking around for a while. Where is my hat, I think I need to eat it.

The flip side of that is that it looks like the psychopath will also be sticking around too. He had some of the best lines in the entire show. I didn’t get back to my computer in time to remember it correctly, but his line about how being the leader of post-apocalyptic marauders was tiring was fantastic. I don’t want to say that he single handedly saved the show, but well, he single handedly saved the show. Personally for me he made the difference between me thinking it was worth the two hours and actually being excited to see what happens next week.

Overall I liked the show a lot. I think it had a weak first hour, but as I mentioned before that is a problem suffered by many science fiction shows. As a show runner you need to balance getting out the information about what is going on, what are the rules of the show universe, and give a rough idea of the extent of the science fiction all without really showing your hand or over doing the cheesiness that tends to come with science fiction television. Its a hard medium to do good science fiction in and I certainly give them a lot of credit for doing it.

The second half of the show really brought it all together and sucked me in. The addition of the non-rebellion militants was a good way to balance out the really alien-heavy science fiction of the first half. Here Falling Skies can learn a lot from The Walking Dead. Ultimately the show has to be about the characters and their interactions. Yes there are aliens/zombies, but that is only the foundation upon which the characters will build the show. That is the difference between most 90’s alien shows and truly great science fiction.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

X Men First Class Or How I Learn to Screw Continuity and Just Go With It

X-Men: First Class is a brotherly prequel sequel to the on-going X-Men movie franchise. The film follows a young doctoral candidate Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and his adopted sister Raven (Jennifer Lawrence). Their childhood experience growing up as mutants is paralleled by Erik Lehnsherr's (Michael Fassbender) much more violent youth as a Jewish boy in a Nazi prison camp. Charles is contacted by Agent Moira MacTaggert (Rose Byrne) after she stumbles onto a possible plot to start a third world war being masterminded by group with strange powers. As well as being an expert on human mutation, Charles Xavier is also a mutant himself. Charles and Erik cross paths for the first time when they both attempt to confront Sebastian Shaw (Kevin Bacon), the mutant mastermind and Nazi doctor responsible for the death of Erik's mother. Although Shaw escapes in his convenient submarine Charles convinces Erik to join him in finding other mutants like themselves to form a government sponsored team of mutants to fight Shaw and get revenge.

From here on the film follows the typical super hero mold. Charles and Erik seek out and gather a team of mutants. They deal with self doubt and risk the temptations of their darker natures. There is even a pretty good training montage after the team is attacked and decides they need to be more prepared. They move on the enemy, avert a world war, but ultimately remain fractured as Erik takes his revenge and assumes the role of Magneto, the moral heir of Shaw minus the Nazi collaboration.

The film is set roughly somewhere before and after X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and for the most part before the rest of the X-Men series. Fans of the comic books and the films will notice that X-Men First Class exists as a temporal abnormality. Although featured prominently as the second in command to Shaw in First Class, Emma Frost (January Jones) is shown as a child (Tahyna Tozzi) in Origins: Wolverine, which should take place later on the timeline. We also witness Hank McCoy’s (Nicholas Hoult) transformation from man to Beast even though he shows up in his non-hairy form in X2. The film also ends with an explanation of how Charles loses the use of his legs, even though we have seen him, much older, in The Last Stand able to walk to meet young Jean Grey.

Although the film has more temporal abnormalities than a typical episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation I found that they were easy to overlook. The film is a return to the fonder days of X-Men when we enjoyed the first movie and still had fresh memories of the 90's cartoon. Turning over the film to director Matthew Vaughn of Kick Ass and Stardust fame was apparently the kickstart the series needed to get out of its Last Stand and Origins: Wolverine slump. Although the story was still by Brian Singer, First Class features a fresh group of writers and producers. Their take on the X-Men universe actually works quite well, all fact checking aside. I quite enjoyed their take on working the X-Men super hero names into the story. This is always a challenge to do without making it seem forced or come off as just plain silly. Having the teens pick names for themselves during a late night drinking session worked organically and only came off a little awkwardly.

One of my only complaints coming out of the theater was that of all of the thousands of mutants they could have picked for the original X-Men they chose some of the most uninteresting characters. While I'm sure Angel, not to be confused with the other X-Man named Angel featured in The Last Stand, has a very important role in the X-Men universe, it doesn't really make any sense why Charles and Erik would go out of their way to pick up a erotic dancer if they knew they were organizing a strike team.

Technically the film holds up to its predecessors. Personally I would have enjoyed a slightly darker, sepia-toned feel to the film to really set it apart from the rest of the series. I got the feeling that the problems with continuity were less fact checking errors and more of a discrete effort to distance themselves from the rest of the series and really do an X Men movie their own way. It helps that their own way happened to be a pretty good one.

It is also important to note that this is the first film of the franchise to not blatantly feature Wolverine as a main character. In fact, outside of a small but humorous cameo, Wolverine is almost entirely not in the film. Finally it seems that producers are realizing that one of the strengths of the X-Men comic series was that it was an organization that featured many faces and many powers. First Class is truly an ensemble piece and not a vehicle for telling more of the Wolverine story. Hugh Jackman is a fantastic actor and Wolverine is certainly one of the most well known X-Men, but after three films that highly featured his story and one prequel entirely devoted to him I continue to find his back story flat and uninteresting. Hopefully this means that we can look forward to more X-Men movies absent of Wolverine.

Considering that both The Last Stand and Origins: Wolverine were failures with the X Men fan base and critics alike, First Class is a definite step in getting the franchise back on track. I know that I certainly enjoyed it quite a bit.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Summer Movie Preview: JUNE

Thank you for tuning back in for the second part of our summer movie preview. The summer so far as seen big hits where we expected them, with Thor and Pirates, and a few unexpected hits with Fast Five and The Hangover II. We’ll be coming at you today with movies from June. Unfortunately we’ve decided treat the second half of the summer movie preview like The Hobbit film and split it up a little.


Ryan: June kicks off with X-Men: First Class a prequel showing the origin of Professor X and Magneto. For some reason I am just not psyched about this movie the way I should be. Maybe it’s how horrible the third X-men movie was or maybe I am just not interested in seeing the two old dudes of the X-Men world as young men. However, it is the only noteworthy release for this weekend so I’ll probably be standing in line.

James: I’ll admit that I too am a little scared about this next X-Men movie. The character I never liked in the previous films was always Wolverine and so the fact that this movie leaves him out for the most part seems like a good sign. I’ll blatantly use this space to remind everyone that they should follow up on X-Men Origins: Deadpool and make sure that actually happens.

Zoe: I am trying so hard to not get excited for this movie because the last two X-Men movies sucked and the last movie I was really excited for was Sucker Punch. But OMGBEAST!

Ryan: June 10th offers two movies, Super 8 and Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer and that is the last I will talk about Judy Moody. Super 8 on the other hand looks great and I am really excited to see if the Spielburg aesthetic continues throughout the movie and if that stops being cool after the first 10 minutes. I suspect it will not. This weekend is an easy pick, Super 8 all the way.

James: I’m going to say that even if it is not the highest grossing movie this summer, Super 8 will probably be the most remembered movie of this summer. From what I’ve seen of the trailers I have high hopes for it to be another Close Encounters or E.T. I’ve been betrayed by Steven Spielberg’s more recent movies but I can see signs that this movie will be his return to greatness.

Zoe: I have no overwhelming desire to see either of these movies but that’s more because I don’t respond well to giant mystery trailers. Scotty really wants to see this though, so I’ll get dragged.

Ryan: June continues and brings us The Green Lantern and Mr. Popper’s Penguins. I am very hopeful for The Green Lantern and am a big fan of Ryan Reynolds, but the first trailers did not look fantastic. However, subsequent trailers have looked much better and I am hoping that we see a good Green Lantern movie. Never really read Mr. Popper’s Penguins and I seem to think Jim Carrey stopped being funny a decade ago. James what are your thoughts on these films?

James: I loved Mr. Popper’s Penguins as a child, but don’t expect more than the standard fare from Jim Carrey these days. Which isn’t to say it’ll be bad. As for The Green Lantern I have two concerns. The first is that the story of the Green Lantern is a little harder to swallow for the average movie goer. It tends to be a little more steeped in comic book lore than something like Superman, which could be boiled down to “really strong super guy.” My second concern is that the movie relies quite strongly on CGI. Never during the course of the filming of the movie did Ryan Reynolds ever actually put on a costume outside of a motion capture suit.

Ryan: I kind of agree with you but I think it’s the “intergalactic cop portion” more so then the “can create anything he imagines” part of the story that is going to be the hard sell.

Zoe: I have never read Mr. Popper’s Penguins and I was apparently also the only person not impressed by the Green Lantern trailer but Ryan Reynolds is pretty

James: But he did divorce Scar Jo. I’ll never forgive him.

Ryan: The weekend of June 24th brings us Bad Teacher and Cars 2. I am hoping that Cars 2 is going to be Pixar going back to fix a less then perfect movie and not a desperate cash grab, but only slightly hopeful. Bad Teacher on the other hand has me furious almost to the point of boycotting. I know that it is comedy, but I do not think any movie should be made that tries to imply that teacher’s have an easy job or don’t work hard. The myth is persistent enough without Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake to help prop it up.

James: I think in a choice between Cameron Diaz’s next flop and Fast and Furious For Kids I’ll be staying home this weekend. Why out of all their series Pixar decided to bring back their lowest grossing movie of all time has always confused me. Yes it produced a lot of toy cars, but does Pixar really need to make the extra money? I expect a little more integrity from Pixar. I’ve also never really been able to believe Justin Timberlake as an actor so.... Although I guess I have to support any movie about teachers that does use the “Hard working teacher who believes in their job trying to teach idiot city kids how to learn” plot line.

Zoe: You know that feeling when you’re pretty sure that you’re making the wrong decision but you do it anyway? My movie sense is telling me that Bad Teacher will be bad and Cars 2 will be Pixar good but I’ve never seen Cars and Bad Teacher kind of looks funny. I can’t defend it.


Well that was June and all of its movie glory. It is both a month of highs and a month of lows. There will be good time and there will be bad times. I think we can all expect at least a couple good movies but it is an important month as it marks a middle point of both the summer and the better of the summer movies. Catch us next time for the conclusion of

Summer Movie Previews
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Thursday, April 07, 2011

Screenfix Summer Movie Preview: Part 1

The summer movie season is upon us and it is important to budget your time and money so that you can get the most out of your summer movie experience. Screenfix is here to give our advice on what movies are going to be worth the grossly inflated ticket price and which you should avoid. We aregoing to take this one week at a time so you can decide which new release to see each weekend.


Starting with April 8th we have Your Highness, Arthur, and Hanna

Ryan: I think for our first week I am most looking forward to Your Highness, the stoner fantasy comedy featuring James Franco and Natalie Portman. I am almost willing to pay the ticket price based solely on those two actors.

Zoe: And Natalie Portman shows her ass. So, yay.....Something about this movie makes me want to see it but since I can’t actually articulate what that thing is, I’m just going to wait for DVD because I’m poor and Scotty’s making me see Arthur.

Ryan: Apparently I need to watch this trailer again. I think this movie has the chance to appeal to the stoner-fantasy nerd crowd, although I am not sure whether it will be mainstream enough to apply to either the non-stoners or non-nerds. This is one of those movies that I did not feel the trailer gave me a good sense of the film so I am going to tentatively give this one a “see in theaters”, but it might turn out to be terrible.

James: Your Highness, in my opinion, looks like it will be everything that the short lived television show Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire could have been (and wished that it was) but unfortunately was not. It looks like a light hearted take on the classic hero’s tale. Also it stars James Franco, whom although I can’t remember seeing him in any movie, I have the opinion that he is a good actor.

Ryan: Arthur on the other hand looks terrible. Though I have not seen Russel Brand in many movies since Forgetting Sarah Marshall, even in that great film I did not think he was very good. I do not really enjoy his rock star brand of humour and this movie is clearly just a vehicle for him to act like a strange man-child. I am going to give this film a thumbs down and will be ignoring it in favor of movies with more explosions and decent acting.

James: Arthur, I assume, is a live action movie about a British anthropomorphic aardvark. Based off of the PBS cartoon. I could be wrong. Although I hope not.

Zoe: They have Arthur on Netflix, I discovered this recently.

Ryan: Moving on . . . to Hanna. I think this has the potential to be an original story. The trailer has not given away much about the plot but it seems to be in the Kick-Ass vein of thought of letting a young girl brutally kill a lot of bad guys.

James: The thing I have to say about Hanna is that I wish that trailer gave more of an indication of what it was actually about. We’re out of teaser trailer time and into the time period where I’m trying to make a decision about going to see it. I think it looks good, but I just have no idea of what it’ll be about.

Zoe: I want to see Hanna but mostly for the same reasons that I don’t want to see Your Highness. So, I apparently am drawn more to murderous little girls than stoners.

Ryan: So on April 8th, what movie are you standing in line for . . .

James: Hanna.

Zoe: Hanna


Ryan: On April 15th, we have Scream 4, Rio, and The Conspirator.


James: Here is my problem with Scream 4. My first reaction when I saw the Scream 4 trailer was that I assumed it was the trailer for the next Scary Movie. It just looked a little too silly for a serious horror film.

Ryan: I think I am going to have to pass on both Scream 4 and the angry birds movie.

Zoe: I think the fact that I walked into Jane Eyre while the trailer for The Conspirator was playing and gasped audibly says it all.


Ryan: April 22nd we have Water for Elephants and Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family. That basically makes this catch up week. I have no desire to see Robert Pattinson’s latest attempt to act nor will I pay to see a Tyler Perry movie.

James: The answer to the question “What will I be seeing this week” is Rio.


Ryan: Which moves us to April 29th bringing us Fast Five and Prom.

James: I have never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies series. The most interaction that I’ve had with the series was when ads for “Tokyo Drift” were placed into Planet Side, an MMO that I was playing my senior year of high school. Although it does star Vin Diesel, who is hands down the best bald action star ever. Suck it Bruce Willis.

Ryan: I have also not seen any of the Furious movies but I think if you have liked any of them it will be more of the same and the trailer does look really good. Likewise, Prom looks like it will be great for the kids otherwise it might require great amounts of medication to get through.

Zoe: I believe this is the week I will be going to see Arthur.


Ryan: May 6th brings us Thor the first of Marvels summer offerings. I have high hopes for this movie. I think Marvel has invested a great deal into its movie franchises leading up to Avengers. Also, it has Natalie Portman again which basically makes it a must see.

Zoe: Our second Natalie Portman movie of the summer. Honestly, Thor could dance around in a tutu and still be better than the random chick flick being released May 6. And Anthony Hopkins is Odin which is casting gold personified.

James: I’ll disagree and say that I don’t think that the Thor movie looks very good. The trailer made it look kind of cheesy and I’m not really sure how much space the plot has to go with a character who is little more than a god with a big hammer. I’m going to guess that this will end up just being Punisher with a bigger budget.


Ryan: May 13th has Bridesmades and Priest opening. I basically see Bridesmades being The Hangover with chicks. I think girls are going to be turned off by the crude humor and guys won’t like that it because it seems like a chick flick from the title. I would not bank on this movie doing well.

Zoe: Because you all are sexist pigs.

Ryan: James what are your thoughts on Priest?

James: Priest, to me, looks like one of those movies that cannot possibly be as good as the plot sounds. The best example of this that I can give was Matrix-killer Equilibrium. It sounded like a great mix between Fahrenheit 451 and the Matrix. But practically it just can’t work. A futuristic society of religious priests that fight vampires sounds awesome, but in a movie that isn’t an anime, comes off as silly.

Ryan: I am expecting this film to be some crazy cool fights scenes wrapped in a horrible story with terrible acting. If the fight scenes are good enough this could become another Wanted and I won’t care, but most likely I am going to leave the theater disappointed. However, if I can find $9.50 in my couch cushions I’ll probably go see this opening night.

Zoe: I forgot Priest existed until I saw the trailer in front of Sucker Punch, so I will probably be checking this out on DVD unless it totally sucks.


Ryan: May 20th finally brings us the 4th installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series: the search for more mascara.

James: This will be the best Pirates movie since the original. Basically the concept seemed to be take out all of the bad actors and leave only the good ones. Hopefully Writing will follow in the Casting Department’s footsteps. I’ll see it.

Zoe: There is no way that I’m not going to see this movie. Never mind the fact that it’s the only movie coming out this weekend so I basically have no choice but I really just want to find out what happened to Jack the monkey.

Ryan: Between the 3-D and the Pirates brand name this movie is going to make major bank. I also agree with James that this will see the series stripped down to its roots where watching a drunken pirate prance on screen was still hilarious. I am curious as to whether Penelope Cruz will be helpful or harmful to this movie. I have trouble seeing Jack with a serious love interest, but I am intrigued and will gladly fork over the price of admission.


Ryan: May 27th offers the first real conundrum of the summer movie season as we have The Hangover: Part 2 and Kung Fu Panda 2.

James: I don’t know about you, but I have no conundrum here at all. I’m going to see Kung Fu Panda. I can’t get enough racist asian-animal stereotypes.

Ryan: I did see Hangover and didn’t think it was bad, but I definitely did not like it as much as most people so I am going to be seeing Jack Black’s latest meal ticket with James.

Zoe: I saw Kung Fu Panda and thought it said all it needed to and I didn’t see the Hangover so I will either be forking over the money to see Dreamworks’ latest eyebrow raising adventure or watch a netflix movie on my couch.


That’s our preview for the first half of the summer movie season. We will have our second half up featuring the rest of the films premiering this summer shortly. What films are you most excited for? Let us know in the comments.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Summer Movie Fantasy League

This post will be the first in a series. We're entering Summer Movie season. Look forward to a bunch of posts designed to help you get ready for all the hordes of movies that will be released this summer. Some will be bad, some will be good. We'll help you find out which aren't worth your time and which are worth a first born child.

Ryan and I are both huge fans of Leo Laporte’s brain child “This Week In Tech.” For those of you who don’t know anything about it, I’ll give you a quick run down. Leo Laporte is a tech guy who used to work for TechTV back in the 90s. After TechTV crashed, Leo bopped around for a while and eventually started “This Week In Tech” a radio podcast for him and his friends, all players in the tech industry, to chat about technology each week. It eventually expanded to other shows and quickly became a small network of its own. Now he also records video and live streams many tech events. One of the shows on the TWiT Network is “NSFW”. NSFW features Brian Brushwood, comedian/tech guy/stage magician, and guests shooting the breeze. Something that they did last year and enjoyed enough to bring back this year was the Summer Movie Fantasy League.

Yes, that is exactly what you think it is. Brian and his more regular guests bid on the movies that are coming out this summer and assign a point/dollar value to each movie. Then everyone has a pool of 100 dollars to assemble a “team” of movies. When the box office results are released for each movie it is added to a total. At the end of the summer who ever picked a “team” that grossed the most amount of money wins the league.

Being film buffs Ryan and I sat down and picked our brains and came out with a list. Ultimately his preferred list differed with mine slightly, but it was close enough that I submitted a list to be included in the official NSFW league.

You can find the full list and everyone’s teams here.

If I submitted my form in time, which hopefully I did, it’ll appear on the Chatrealm list way at the bottom under ScreenFix.

Here is my “team”



Source Code (valued at 9 points)
Although I personally am not excited for Source Code it is a solid early summer movie that has a wider appeal than some of the movies on the list. Overall it was a relatively inexpensive way to get a good solid start.


Thor (valued at 23 points)

Its a Marvel super hero movie. It wont be fantastic, but that wont stop people from going to see it in hordes. It was a good chunk of points but I think that the potential payoff is worth it.


Priest (valued at 10 points)

This is in the same category, for me, as Source Code. It is going to be a sleeper. It might not do fantastic, but since its a 3D movie it’ll make bank.


Super 8 (valued at 38 points)
Super 8 cost a lot of points but I think it will more than pay itself back. From what I’ve seen and heard about this film it is going to be phenomenal. It’s the only movie I’m really looking forward to this summer. It looks like J. J. Abrams at the peak of his career and Steven Spielberg getting back to the roots of what used to make his movies great. I think this movie will be the biggest hit of the summer. Hands down.


Zookeeper (valued at 10 points)
A good solid middle of the summer comedy. It was inexpensive and has a lot of potential to pull in some good money.


Smurfs (valued at 8 points)
This is the same as Priest. It’s a classic kids comedy. More importantly its 3D. Twice the ticket cost means that it only has to bring in half of the audience to make the same amount of money. At 8 points it was a responsible buy.


That puts me at a total of 99 points out of 100. I’ll keep everyone updated on how we do.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Game Review: Play Bulletstorm

Since this will be my first review for this blog let me go over really quickly how I am going to do a review. The concept for my reviews will be the same for movies and television as it is for video games. I've done a lot of thinking about how to rate something and gone from extreme to extreme. I wrote out a detailed point based system that rates something out of 100 points. Ultimately I realized that on the most basic level a review does one thing; help you decide whether to watch/play something or not. Working with that in mind I will start my reviews with a simple statement reflecting that. That isn't to say that I wont also start using the point system later on. It still needs some work before I'll be happy with it. I'm not going to let it get in the way of getting out the ultimate point of the review though. Overall the concept of the reviews will be simple. I wont make you jump through hoops to find out my opinion. I'll state it up front and if you want to stop reading there, go for it. After that I'll get into a rough plot summary and a more detailed critique where I'll dive a little deeper into my original conclusion.


Play Bulletstorm

The first thing that you need to know about Bulletstorm is that it comes off like a 9th Grader who has decided that now he’s in high school and its going to curse his head off because it’ll make him cool; it tries to hard. Also it curses a lot. Come to think of it, that metaphor was more literal than it was figurative. To say that Bulletstorm has a lot of profanity doesn’t really emphasize how much profanity is in the game. I’m not someone who is really bothered by profanity. It’s not even the amount of profanity that is the problem, its that it just seems like it’s trying too hard to be cool.

Bulletstorm tells the story of an elite special ops group working as a special branch of the military. We find out through a flashback that they were ordered to kill people. They thought these people were militants and war criminals but really they are reporters and political opponents to the military regime. Understandably displeased with this realization, they go rogue and make it their new life goal to kill the General who lied to them. After that long bit of exposition we rejoin the crew years later as they are about to make an attack run on a new ship of the line that is being commanded by the very General they set out to kill. Ultimately they both crash and end up on a paradise resort planet that has been overrun by mutants. As the surviving members of the crew fight for their lives on the hostile planet the real game play starts.For all of its back story, the actual game play of Bulletstorm seems disconnected. The plot events seem contrived and arbitrary. The back story could have been a number of other archetypes without requiring much change to the game play. Most missions are in the style of get from Point A to Point B kicking down doors and killing everything in between. The story of Bulletstorm is unfortunately a lot like the level design for the game. Simplistic and set on a backdrop of something much more interesting.

The game play is based around your electronic “leash”. This is both a literal leash that you can use to pull and throw enemies around the field of battle and a HUD/upgrade system. The idea of the leash is this. The messed up military places their elite units on the planet and grades each of their kills as they fight for their lives amongst the mutant population. The most creative killers are rewarded with new weapons and ammo and the uncreative killers are left ammo-less to die. The story doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense but the bottom line is that you are graded on how creatively you kill the various mutants. Back story aside this is actually a pretty decent system. Although it does seem forced at times, the list of creative kills you get bonus points for is pretty long and most are simple to pull off.

Where the game really shines is the weapons themselves. You start off with a basic assault rifle. The game includes standard FPS (First Person Shooter) weapons such as a sniper rifle, a shotgun, and a pistol. The highlights are that you also get what boils down to a cannon ball gun, a drill launcher, and a “flail gun” that turns enemies into impromptu suicide bombers by latching explosives onto them. In combination with the leash that lets you pull enemies toward you and your ability to kick them in different directions the game-play offers quite a variety of ways to dispatch your enemies. This is good because the level design is pretty bland and once you’ve seen 4 or 5 different areas you’ve pretty much seen them all.

A strangely flat feature of the game are your allies. Throughout the bulk of the game you are followed by Ishi, the only member of your crew to survive the crash. Although your allies do seem to fire at the enemies I routinely felt like I was fighting alone. The upside to this is that your allies to not seem to take damage. This is another case of the back story overshadowing the game play. Ishi, for example, is critically injured during the crash and is rebuilt with robot parts. This causes a lot of story issues, but doesn’t seem to affect the way he fights during the game.

The game has a lot of flaws. Its story is weak and frequently doesn’t stay within the rules of the universe that it has created. The level design, which initially interesting, becomes highly repetitive. The final battle is incredibly anticlimactic. On the other hand where the game shines it really shines bright. The voice acting is fantastic. It features Jennifer Hale of Mass Effect fame as well as blast-from-the-past Steve Blum who was the voice of Tom, the robot host of Toonami on Cartoon Network back in the day. The weapons are creative and even the standard FPS fare weapons have been twisted to make them very interesting. I recommend taking the game not as an overly vulgar Gears of War knock off, but rather as a reasonably well executed tongue-in-cheek poke critics of the level of profanity and violence in video games. While the game is certainly far from perfect I do recommend playing it. For all of its flaws I enjoyed it quite a bit.

Did I mention that there is a section where you get to play a giant robot dinosaur and stomp around a miniature city?

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

A Trade Magazine's Trade Magazine

I was having a conversation with a director of photography that I was working with at the time. The course of the conversation we were having eventually brought up the topic of American Cinematographer magazine. We agreed that it was a fantastic magazine to read and he went a set further and proclaimed it to be the single best trade magazine of any trade in the film industry and perhaps out of all trade magazines. This is a bold statement but flipping through a few issues of the magazine should make it clear to anyone, even non-cinematographers, that if it is not the best, than that there is something special about it. For those of you that do not know, American Cinematographer is a monthly trade magazine published by The American Society of Cinematographers. The reason he elaborated on as to what makes American Cinematographer is such a great trade magazine is its flow of information. In any trade magazine, the flow of information is essentially what makes or breaks the magazine.

This flow starts at the wellspring, the work force and knowledge base. American Cinematographer pulls from the resources of the American Society of Cinematographers an organization chartered in 1919 and is, to quote from their website, "committed to educating aspiring filmmakers and others about the art and craft of cinematography". This mission statement says something very powerful about the A.S.C. which I will return to later. With the A.S.C. you have an organization that has for all intents and purposes been around since the origins of the film industry. With over 300 members from over 20 different countries, the A.S.C. encompasses a significantly large cross section of professional directors of photography working in the industry today.

More important than simply the knowledge base of a trade magazine are the kinds of people that are in that knowledge base. For example directors, of both film and theater, are notorious for their secrecy. Without generalizing the field too much, directing is an art and when a director finds a successful method of getting a performance out of an actor, they are well known for being very secretive about those methods. To some extent, this is true in a lot of fields. Businesses protect their business secrets. No one wants to give their competitors their secrets. This attitude is surprisingly not a popular one amongst cinematographers.

My friend Ahmet explains this for me. When you're shooting something, he explained, you are in a specific location, at a specific time of day, with a specific lighting set up to work for a specific mood for the specific part of the script. You are shooting on a specific camera with a specific lens. All of these things build into the uniqueness of the shot. The probability that anyone else, yourself included, will ever be called upon to create the same atmosphere for an identical shot, in an identical location is almost astronomically low. To that way of thinking, why not release your craft secrets.

It is this attitude of willingness to share and teach that makes the flow of information from cinematographers to American Cinematographer so great. With no fear that their trade secrets will be stolen and used by their competitors, there is no reason not to document the exact position of every lighting instrument they used. If you open any issue of American Cinematographer there is a good chance that there will be diagrams of lighting and camera placement. One of the first magazines I really sat down and read cover to cover was the issue that came out in July of 2010. Inside it had a great article talking about the film Inception. As part of this discussion the article included a blueprint of, not one but at least two of their set pieces with detailed notations for where their lighting instruments were (and what models and color they were using) and their camera placement. Reading an article with that much detail in their diagrams, you really get a complete understanding of how that scene was shot.

Now as a filmmaker myself I'll probably never have to shoot on a rotating stage set in a dream world with the exact look that Inception had, but I may be able to use some of the techniques they developed in order to make that work technically. An even better example is in the February 2011 issue. The article on the Green Hornet talks about how they polarized the windows of the Black Beauty and used a polarized lens. They could then rotate the lens 90 degrees and create an in camera effect of the car's windows blacking out. This is a technique, which could easily be taken out of the context of the Green Hornet and used in another film for a completely different shot.

If you are an aspiring filmmaker or even someone who works in the industry, you will benefit from reading American Cinematographer. I'm saying this not as someone who works for their marketing staff but as a student of film and lighting. I don't always read every article in an issue. I don't always understand everything that I read. Every single time I sit down to read an issue of American Cinematographer, I come away with at least one new piece of information. I realize that my ability to do that comes directly from the attitudes of other professionals working in the field and their willingness to share their knowledge. That makes me feel really good about the career that I've chosen and the people that I'll be working with in the future.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Welcome to ScreenFix

Welcome, pop culture aficionados, to a blog by nerds for nerds. Our goal here is to take the latest in pop culture and try to build a community around it, whether that is spreading the word on the latest cool shows, discussing the biggest blockbusters, or pontificating on the meaning of blowing people away in the latest FPS. Music, movies, books, games, TV; anything is fair game here. This blog was started by a group of people who met in college and found that they all spent more time talking about movies and last night’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother” than was really healthy. So, I guess now it is appropriate for us to introduce ourselves:

Ryan – My major vice is TV and I follow close to two dozen shows. I came up with the idea for this blog mostly out of boredom and a desire to find other people that want to talk about TV as much as I do. I really like sitcoms and police procedurals though I still don’t know why. I have a B.A. in English so I tend to over analyze things.

Zoe - While I definitely on average watch more TV than movies, I have been trying recently to better keep up with both although I may or may not have ten saved episodes of Chuck on my DVR. I have a thing for off beat plots and historical dramas but good luck getting me to watch anything scary, Ghost Hunters is my limit.

Brian - I like to pick and choose my pop culture according to my whims, which flit unpredictably between movies, television, video games, and music. Fantasy and science fiction are my comfort zone when it comes to fiction, though like most 18-24 year olds, I’ve wasted countless hours on the Law & Order franchise, CSI, and NCIS as well.

James – Film and Television are my specialty. I actually work in the industry, which means that unlike the rest of the poor sops who write for this blog, I can write off my DVD purchases on my taxes as research material. I'm an aspiring cinematographer and I'm currently working mostly as a PA or grip. I also dabble in video games and literature. I've got a degree in Film and Cinematography Studies as well as Philosophy so that means that I have a private collegiate institution that says I know what I'm talking about.

Manda - The hours I spend reading and watching television and movies have significantly increased since my college graduation. I enjoy things from a very broad spectrum of genres. While I have a soft spot for science fiction and stories with historical settings, I have been known to get drawn in to the occasional medical drama marathon.

drmamaje (Jess) - I too have a degree in film, with some hope to break into the industry. My tastes range from the popular to the obscure, from Die Hard to Dil Se. I can probably tell you more about Hou Hsaio Hsien then you would ever want to know.

Scotty - It's a rather long story on how ended up contributing to this blog. I am the only contributor, so far, with a (mostly) quantitative background. Mostly, I do reviews with Zoe in a dialog format. This usually entails us sitting at the same table with Zoe typing something profound while I play Farmville. Sometimes I interject with witty phrases such as "I liked it" and "bleh." One day I might write review of my own, but that would require me to write something longer than a paragraph.

That’s us. I assume the cast of characters might change slightly from time to time but these are the brave souls that were somehow convinced to put their names to this blog. Have something to say? If you are interested in contributing to ScreenFix send an email to Info.ScreenFix@gmail.com and let me know what you want to talk about.